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Sad, but it's true (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 7 months ago by 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works to c/linuxmemes@lemmy.world
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[-] YIj54yALOJxEsY20eU@lemm.ee 179 points 7 months ago

How are we supposed to kiss when I don't even know what Linux distro you run

[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 54 points 7 months ago

Be careful with girls who try to go all the way to kissing in the first few months.

[-] einlander@lemmy.world 37 points 7 months ago

Or even holding hands.

[-] Sabata11792@kbin.social 37 points 7 months ago

Such lewd language.

[-] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 48 points 7 months ago

agreed, the distro choice is a key factor for the KISS principle

[-] Hiro8811@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

distro choice is THE key factor

[-] onlinepersona@programming.dev 9 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Even worse, she might be using a mac 😱

Anti Commercial AI thingyCC BY-NC-SA 4.0

[-] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 1 points 7 months ago

Windows and macos distros

[-] Minotaur@lemm.ee 107 points 7 months ago

This post makes a sweeping assumption Linux users would have women flirt with them.

[-] Prunebutt@slrpnk.net 39 points 7 months ago

Of course they have! Other linux users after transition, namely!

[-] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 9 points 7 months ago

Most probably Arch users.

[-] DogWater@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

Sweeping with a HUGE broom

[-] Flamangoman@leminal.space 53 points 7 months ago

This meme format is fantastic

[-] MonkderDritte@feddit.de 52 points 7 months ago

One is measurable, the other is guesswork.

[-] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 7 points 7 months ago

Apparently, it's "obvious to everyone, except you [me]"... or at least that's what my wife tells me.

[-] phoneymouse@lemmy.world 36 points 7 months ago

A library running .2s slower will get flagged by your perf testers and you’ll need to get escalated approval to release your changes. It will be a pain.

[-] where_am_i@sh.itjust.works 40 points 7 months ago

And then eventually you will figure out it was a plot for a world-domination level backdoor, ha.

And yet you'll still be single.

[-] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 8 points 7 months ago

Do you really think such mastery would be possible with the influence of a woman? Those heroes chose solitude for the rest of us. Praised be our virgins!

[-] ReveredOxygen@sh.itjust.works 34 points 7 months ago

Wasn't it 0.5s?

[-] petersr@lemmy.world 15 points 7 months ago

And would you call SSH a library?

[-] sarchar@programming.dev 10 points 7 months ago

It's a component of a larger system.

[-] DavidGarcia@feddit.nl 27 points 7 months ago

what is a "girl"?

[-] woelkchen@lemmy.world 20 points 7 months ago

A guy with cat ears.

[-] ManniSturgis@lemmy.zip 11 points 7 months ago

Sounds good. Where can I get one?

[-] woelkchen@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

Where can I get one?

Here you go: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B091285NB4

[-] dopeshark@lemmy.world 14 points 7 months ago

A library, perhaps...?

[-] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 16 points 7 months ago

Can't find libgirl.so

[-] Humorless4483@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

It’s normal that you can’t find the library, you have to compile it from source.

[-] SteveTech@programming.dev 8 points 7 months ago

They probably mean gir1.2

[-] backhdlp@iusearchlinux.fyi 6 points 7 months ago

they used to be quite common, but nowadays you need to compile them yourself with the "replace-testosterone" patch. It's also recommended to use the "cat-ears" patch, and, if you can, also the "cat-tail" patch, but that isn't necesarily required to get it working.

[-] Juice88@lemmy.world 21 points 7 months ago

My wife gets so mad at me when I don’t know why she walks up and takes my arm when a lady’s talking to me 😆

[-] DickFiasco@lemm.ee 4 points 7 months ago

Get a load of this guy - he's got ladies just coming up and talking to him.

[-] Juice88@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

On occasion… I don’t leave the house enough for it to be common lol

[-] Mubelotix@jlai.lu 4 points 7 months ago

Wrong. Always getting more false positive than false negatives

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