submitted 7 months ago by vk6flab@lemmy.radio to c/jokes@lemmy.world

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Genie: There are 3 rules... no wishing for death, no falling in love, no bringing back dead people.

Me: I wish envelopes would moan when you lick them.

Genie: There are 4 rules...

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[-] Okokimup@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Two words: Pinocchio nipples

[-] vk6flab@lemmy.radio 2 points 7 months ago

Genie: There are 5 rules...

[-] OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 weeks ago

I've been showing my gf jokes from this community for the last 10 minutes, she giggled the most at this one

[-] vk6flab@lemmy.radio 2 points 3 weeks ago

I'm thrilled to bring a laugh to your family!

this post was submitted on 11 Apr 2024

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