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submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by can@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social

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This made me laugh but I would be sad if my mother saw it

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[-] Haus@kbin.social 43 points 5 months ago

Savage, and I love it.

[-] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 18 points 5 months ago

The Onion doesn't take any hostages

[-] d00phy@lemmy.world 28 points 5 months ago

[-] hitmyspot@aussie.zone 2 points 5 months ago

Youre just giving birth now, youre not mother earth now.

[-] PrincessLeiasCat@sh.itjust.works 22 points 5 months ago

Childfree woman here and I cannot stop laughing.

[-] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 17 points 5 months ago

Once again, the Onion is almost too on the nose.

[-] tegs_terry@feddit.uk 2 points 5 months ago

Then calls it 'Kaydenn' and job done.

[-] MyDogLovesMe@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

Wow! The 50 billion women throughout history that commiserate with your unique experience are truly a testimony to your trials.

this post was submitted on 13 Apr 2024

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