Savage, and I love it.
"Fewer." - Stannis Baratheon
Buy a few Republicans and let's make it happen, Billy Boy.
Try to train a human comedian to make jokes without ever allowing him to hear another comedian's jokes, never watching a movie, never reading a book or magazine, never watching a TV show. I expect the jokes would be pretty weak.
Wasn't it like, last week that Republicans were screaming that we were grinding up toddlers to make stem cells?
You know, whenever a kid gets accidentally shot, I think of all the other 359x359 directions the bullet could have gone and wonder how many millions of stray shots are flying around.
Finland: Greeting each other?!?
They also lost the science war.
Conflating farting loudly on purpose with voting for Trump is really unfair for those of us who fart loudly on purpose. My farts never took away the right to get an abortion.
Meanwhile, in the US, we let them run a "newspaper" whose name sounds convincing because it's a mashup of the names of two actual newspapers.
If you're old enough to get murdered by Putin's prison mercenaries, you're old enough to rub one out.
That sense of relief when you check which community a post is in.