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[-] Dadifer@lemmy.world 86 points 6 months ago

Yesterday my son peed in the exact spot where I just finished cleaning up cat pee.

[-] Cobrachicken@lemmy.world 91 points 6 months ago
[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 24 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

2 years old and already dominant among the cats. Not bad

[-] pop@lemmy.ml 13 points 6 months ago

The smell is strong with this one!

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[-] MrGerrit@feddit.nl 70 points 6 months ago

"ask your father, all I wanted was a back rub."

[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 50 points 6 months ago

This was so unfunny that I'm going to actively be less sarcastic to my kid from now on

[-] RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 months ago

Well it is a bit snarky...

[-] jerkface@lemmy.ca 34 points 6 months ago

Human reproduction is the biggest con. The worst thing is, we're the ones fooling ourselves.

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[-] eratic@feddit.uk 27 points 6 months ago

What are Condoms?: The Comic

[-] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 25 points 6 months ago

Let's be real here. You knew this going in. Condoms have existed for a while.

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 26 points 6 months ago

I've had the opportunity to foster kids three times in my life, and every time I would wake up in the morning with this incredible sense of purpose and fulfillment.

Having someone who relies on you and trusts you and genuinely wants to be around you as much as possible gives a deep sense of meaning to my life.

Being around someone with this endless curiosity and boundless energy is invigorating. It makes me feel young, in turn. And it gives me an outlook on life I haven't had since I was very young, myself.

And babies are fucking adorable! I cannot express how crazy cute babies are. Everything they do makes me smile, even the gross things or the grumpy things, because they do it with such naked sincerity.

Currently working through the official adoption process with my wife, because we can't have kids the old fashioned way. And my only real regret is that we didn't do this shit ten years sooner.

[-] volvoxvsmarla@lemm.ee 5 points 6 months ago

Thank you so much for giving me the words to express my feelings better in the future. I could sign every sentence. We were lucky enough to be able to have kids the old fashioned way and I enjoy it to a degree I could not have fathomed before.

I'll keep my fingers crossed that you two get through the adoption process fast and easy and that you will soon be happy long term parents to a wonderful child. Also, thank you for giving foster kids a loving home.

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[-] IsThisAnAI@lemmy.world 24 points 6 months ago

My daughter is 4 and rolls her eyes at me at a highschool level.

[-] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 16 points 6 months ago

Why? I . . . I . . don’t know!

[sobs]

[laugh track]

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 15 points 6 months ago

The artist sells nudes in case anyone is interested.

[-] hexabs@lemmy.world 30 points 6 months ago
[-] MDKAOD@lemmy.ml 4 points 6 months ago
[-] CCF_100@sh.itjust.works 10 points 6 months ago
[-] MadBob@feddit.nl 4 points 6 months ago

The horny police take you down the horny road to horny jail. Where's all this horny infrastructure springing from?

[-] GoosLife@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago

That's crazy. Imagine being the kid who discovers their mom made comics, featuring them - first discovering the comics were widespread but also widely criticized. Then while checking some of the comments, learning that your mom also sells nudes.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

The creator mentions it herself on Reddit constantly (or she used to a year ago when I still used it.).

[-] Amanduh@lemm.ee 10 points 6 months ago

Gross pizza cake has infested the fediverse

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[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago

My mother once said "because of sex".

[-] SanndyTheManndy@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

Bring back the good old days of hands-off parenting and child labour!

no way it's the comic lady from r/comedynecrophilia

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