Disgusting. I love it! π
this post was submitted on 01 Sep 2023
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rulesβjust don't break the weather control network.
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Itβs only stupid because an octopus is way too simple. In reality it was way more complicated and disgusting than that. It was some weird bonkers 24th century insanity that we canβt even imagine.
Shame on you and your provincial, limited earth imagination.
Boo!
Is this how they make Ultraporn?
I am really loving the heavy star trek memes here.
Between shapeshifters and the holodeck, my libido would probably actually be able to be tamed.
I don't want to think about that poor Ferengi who has to clean DS9's holodecks. Best case, cleaning is fully automated; worst case, Quark can get it done cheaper by lowballing his staff.
I always figured the forcefield system would handle everything π€·π»ββοΈ either vaporizing it or repulsing it all down a drain.
Actually, IIRC they made a joke about being the holodeck jizzmopper on Lower Decks. π€
L.D is only semi canon though.
On screen is alpha canon. LD is on screen. LD is alpha canon.
Plus it fits the broader universe way better than TOS, TAS, or Disco do; so it mages sense that itβs just as (if not more) canonical than those.
The Black Mountain isn't alpha canon
Not quite correct, Shaxsβs claims that it is real are in fact alpha canon.
Iβd give up on this if I were you.
Rom. Rom cleans the holosuite. And somehow he's still happy.
"Uhh... I don't mind. Besides, I get all the frosting I can eat. Uhh... Just don't tell my brother... He'd start charging me for it."
Given that transporters exist, and can be used to target specific materials, I would think that it would indeed be an automated process.
I think the holodeck actually uses modified transporter and replicator technology. That's how you can get food and drink that last outside the holodeck. It's not a huge extension to use it to purge the room of organic residue between uses.
Whether that is cheaper than sending in someone with a mop and bucket however, is unknown.
Given that replicator themselves are resource efficient enough for everyday use, I would think the resource requirements for that would be low enough.
It's not whether it's low enough, it's whether it's lower than a minimum wage janitor. On a starship, it's obvious it would be self cleaning. With Ferengi involved, I wouldn't be surprised if it's some poor sod pushing a mop.
I suppose it then comes down to whether or not the electricity is free. On a federeration base, I would assume it would be free given that the federation isn't too big on money.
Though the for the duration of the dominion war I would think there would have been limits.
Same relationship raven and beast boy have lol
Eww, gross. Where can I get me one of those?
Gamma Quadrant.
I mean let's be real ... once you go changling you can't go back ... no matter your gender/species.
This is terrible. Please keep it up with the incorrect quotes!
Kira please stop asking me to turn into anime characters
Imagine only having sex with eight limbs.
Pathetic
Eight is at least one short for all holes being filled and two for breasts. Better to start with 10 limbs and go up from there.
... are... Is... Nostrils?
If every other hall is filled then maybe it's time for breath play.
Do they have octopi in Bajor?
The white animal life works in the Star Trek universe is planet name plus earth animal name.
So you get Risa Goats, and Klingon battle walrus.
Maybe they have octopuses or octopodes.
"Tell us about it...oktopodes BTW..." The Greeks
Not exactly, they look like earth octopus but are backwards and ungrateful. They have built no statues to bajoran fishermen.
His name is Timothy!
turn into an octopus. I command you. I am your superior officer.