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This one is a certified banger. I am really jealous of the baby.
SATIRE! ONION NO IT'S MEANT TO BE SATIRE!
What is satire, if not the truth turned up to 11?
"This incubator mattress pad is brought to you by Casper mattresses. Casper mattresses was one of the earliest direct-to-consumer mattresses for new borns. They disrupted the traditional mattress purchasing process by offering online selling. They sell just one model, which means there’s no decision paralysis while shopping. With a 100-day return policy, a compact package, and no need to go to a showroom, there is plenty of incentive to try them out."
We make picking a mattress so easy it'll make you fall asleep!
Every ad I had to close out of while trying to read this only drove the point home further..
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At press time, reports confirmed the baby’s 17 days of serenity had been cut short after the walls and roof of her incubator had been sold as ad space.
Honestly, the onion is just too good. Pure gold.
It's not even true. If there's a medical product in eyeshot, they'll be seeing its logos
Babies can't see for shit when they're just born. Maybe the pampers logo in their diaper, but even that's a stretch.
They offer all sorts of formula samples at the hospital, so I think even that is a stretch...
this post was submitted on 09 May 2024
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