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[–] dumbass@leminal.space 60 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Journalist: So, how was it?

Lotito: Still better than English food!

[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I can absolutely believe this would have been his answer.

French people cannot pass a chance to make fun of British cuisine.

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago

cuisine

It’s so bad, they have to use a french word to make it sound palatable.

[–] oleorun@real.lemmy.fan 27 points 1 year ago

Lotito holds the record for the 'strangest diet' in the Guinness Book of Records. He was awarded a brass plaque by the publishers to commemorate his abilities. He ate his award.

I would expect nothing less.

[–] watersnipje@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Maddening that the article doesn’t list his cause of death. What did he die of??

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Marsupial@quokk.au 2 points 1 year ago

Irony deficiency.

[–] watersnipje@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 year ago

Well, I’ll be damned. Also, the chompers on the man look exactly like what I’d expect for a plane-eater.

[–] Blumpkinhead@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

He tried to poop out an entire airplane.

[–] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

His colon and entire digestive system has to be absolutely wrecked.

[–] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 36 points 1 year ago

FWIW he died at age 55.

[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 19 points 1 year ago

It's not that bad : the plane wasn't made by Boeing.

[–] Mannivu@feddit.it 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

According to this article his stomach and intestines had unusual thick lining and strong gastric acids, so maybe they were not so bad.

[–] card797@champserver.net 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

That is an ancient looking 55 year old.

[–] espentan@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Eating a plane really accelerates the ageing process.

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Some say it adds dimension to you time line.

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 4 points 1 year ago

Let me tell you his diet!

[–] delirious_owl@discuss.online 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Where does the man shit? I'd hate to be his landlord

[–] bassomitron@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

That's such a good point I hadn't considered. This stuff would've absolutely fucked up the plumbing in most places. Not to mention the sewage treatment facility's filters having to deal with all that debris.

[–] EarJava@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

However, it also meant that soft foods, such as bananas and hard-boiled eggs, made him sick.

Hmm best example of soft food? Hard-boiled eggs!

[–] criitz@reddthat.com 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Hard boiled eggs are pretty soft, tbh

[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I've never been a fan of how crunchy they are, though.

[–] delirious_owl@discuss.online 2 points 1 year ago

Soft boiled eggs are softer

[–] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago

When I read the title, my first guess was Tarare. Sounds like the kind of thing he'd've done if planes had been invented.

[–] Blumpkinhead@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Imagine the gate agent having to tell the passengers why their flight is canceled.

[–] tobogganablaze@lemmus.org 1 points 1 year ago

That's cute, but doesn't quite hold a candle to Tarrare.

[–] malean@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

Wow France cuisine must really suck

[–] profdc9@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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