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Behold: the Jimono
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The jeishas are coming for us.
Quick, someone get that woman a bedazzler!
Looks like you’re going to the Shadow Realm, Jimono
God that has to be so warm
That was my first thought. Perfect for winter. My wife would wear that shit all year round, no doubt.
You awake in a darkened room. Your wrists and ankles are secured to the heavy metal chair upon which you sit. You wrack your brain for answers as to how you got here but all you can remember is being tazed, and a white van.
A man, his face obscured by shadow approaches, and points the barrel of a gun to your face. He speaks in a gravelly voice:
"Jeans? Or Beans? Jeans... Or Beans..."
Jimono sounds like a Michael Jackson lyric.
Ji-mo-nah! 🕺
Alternatively, a fusion with the Canadian Tuxedo - the Canono.
That's what we all wore in the 80s. It's still ridiculous though.
Hmm, looks like she's trying to fool us with a regular old jirt.
ironically a weeb would never wear that.
Oof...more like Jeanono
Denimono.
Very jylish.
this post was submitted on 23 May 2024
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