It lacks atmosphere
So you've been to Stockport.
I actually take the M62 through Stockport to work from Manchester.
It do be like that.
The A6 corridor is mentioned in the Domesday book as particularly being a wasteland.
Fuck all to do there init. Not even a spoons.
Nah they got knives though 🔪
They’d go if there was a crappy resort town with English speaking bartenders and a branch of Greggs.
How dare you! You're right, but how dare you.
Well personally I don’t care that much. Going there is probably also a lot of faff. If it took 5h to get there “door to door” maybe. I understand the people who would like to go there, though, I completely get it.
To be given the chance to visit a safe friendly alien planet inhabited by intelligent species, now that’s something I’d like to do. Probably more for the cultural experience.
Wallace and Gromit went to the Moon. I think they decided it was made of Wensleydale.
I would though, it would be an incredible view. But only in at least as much safety as in a car.
The monkey's paw curls. You find yourself in the passenger seat of a luxurious, self-driving car, driving up into the sky with the moon directly in front of you. A speed limit sign flies past; "55 mph"
That's a year's round trip :D
Pretty much everyone who has been to space claims its one of the most transformative perspective changing things they have done.
Just wait until it gets filled with tourists.
Nothing quite spoils even the most awe-inpiring experience than being surrounded by people who "just have to" vocalize (worse, as some kind of performance for those around them) how much awe inspiring the whole thing is.
Mind you, I'm an introvert, so maybe it's just me having trouble appreciating socially performative "awe".
Damn, I'd go there even now, no need to guarantee security. Put my ass in a box to Jupiter with guaranteed no way back, I'll go.
There's no one there... It's the perfect place!
Just go to your local high street.
Guaranteed if there were home made sausage rolls on the moon it'd be colonised within days
What's the difference btw british and britons ?
A person can be British, in which case they are a Briton
Only people are britons whilst anything can be british.
The first is when something isn't completely brit, the second is HM Government's new cryptocurrency.
You can have a British car but only British people are Britons.
It gets more complicated in history as Britons referred to the Celtic people of Britain, as opposed to the Romans, then later the various other peoples who made up the rich tapestry of Middle Ages Britain: the Anglo-Saxons, the Vikings, etc. It's why the British Isles includes Ireland because the Insular Celts were once all Britons.
The thing is that you can't guarantee safety. Things can always go wrong. Perhaps that's why people are cautious about it.
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