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[-] ODuffer@lemmy.world 22 points 5 months ago
[-] Emperor@feddit.uk 31 points 5 months ago

So you've been to Stockport.

I actually take the M62 through Stockport to work from Manchester.

It do be like that.

[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 3 points 5 months ago

The A6 corridor is mentioned in the Domesday book as particularly being a wasteland.

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[-] DrCake@lemmy.world 18 points 5 months ago

Fuck all to do there init. Not even a spoons.

Nah they got knives though 🔪

[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 13 points 5 months ago

They’d go if there was a crappy resort town with English speaking bartenders and a branch of Greggs.

[-] flamingos@feddit.uk 4 points 5 months ago

How dare you! You're right, but how dare you.

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[-] Zeshade@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago

Well personally I don’t care that much. Going there is probably also a lot of faff. If it took 5h to get there “door to door” maybe. I understand the people who would like to go there, though, I completely get it.

To be given the chance to visit a safe friendly alien planet inhabited by intelligent species, now that’s something I’d like to do. Probably more for the cultural experience.

[-] NutWrench@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago

Wallace and Gromit went to the Moon. I think they decided it was made of Wensleydale.

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[-] JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee 7 points 5 months ago

I would though, it would be an incredible view. But only in at least as much safety as in a car.

[-] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 17 points 5 months ago

The monkey's paw curls. You find yourself in the passenger seat of a luxurious, self-driving car, driving up into the sky with the moon directly in front of you. A speed limit sign flies past; "55 mph"

[-] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

That's a year's round trip :D

[-] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 10 points 5 months ago

Pretty much everyone who has been to space claims its one of the most transformative perspective changing things they have done.

[-] Aceticon@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Just wait until it gets filled with tourists.

Nothing quite spoils even the most awe-inpiring experience than being surrounded by people who "just have to" vocalize (worse, as some kind of performance for those around them) how much awe inspiring the whole thing is.

Mind you, I'm an introvert, so maybe it's just me having trouble appreciating socially performative "awe".

[-] turtlepower@lemm.ee 3 points 5 months ago

We should launch more people into space.

[-] Tb0n3@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 months ago

Mushrooms and LSD is cheaper.

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[-] Moghul@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

Damn, I'd go there even now, no need to guarantee security. Put my ass in a box to Jupiter with guaranteed no way back, I'll go.

[-] kubica@kbin.social 6 points 5 months ago

There's no one there... It's the perfect place!

[-] flamingos@feddit.uk 4 points 5 months ago

Just go to your local high street.

[-] Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee 6 points 5 months ago

Guaranteed if there were home made sausage rolls on the moon it'd be colonised within days

[-] Emperor@feddit.uk 4 points 5 months ago

Home made? Just open a Greggs.

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[-] BruceLee@lemmy.ml 5 points 5 months ago

What's the difference btw british and britons ?

[-] Elroy_Berdahl@lemmy.world 14 points 5 months ago

A person can be British, in which case they are a Briton

[-] Aceticon@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

Only people are britons whilst anything can be british.

[-] rmuk@feddit.uk 4 points 5 months ago

The first is when something isn't completely brit, the second is HM Government's new cryptocurrency.

[-] Emperor@feddit.uk 3 points 5 months ago

You can have a British car but only British people are Britons.

It gets more complicated in history as Britons referred to the Celtic people of Britain, as opposed to the Romans, then later the various other peoples who made up the rich tapestry of Middle Ages Britain: the Anglo-Saxons, the Vikings, etc. It's why the British Isles includes Ireland because the Insular Celts were once all Britons.

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[-] GeneralInterest@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

The thing is that you can't guarantee safety. Things can always go wrong. Perhaps that's why people are cautious about it.

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