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Google announces plan to shove AI into all its products then eventually remove AI from all its products (www.thebeaverton.com)
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[-] Thekingoflorda@lemmy.world 60 points 5 months ago

In 1 year max we can post this in !nottheonion@lemmy.world.

[-] StrawberryPigtails@lemmy.sdf.org 47 points 5 months ago

Never have I wanted something to wind up in the Google Graveyard more.

[-] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

Bring back Reader, Stadia, and Inbox if there's not enough space to bury AI Summaries and Gemini.

[-] StrawberryPigtails@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 5 months ago

I'm not sure I would trust Google enough to use them, even if they were resurrected. Between their ethically dubious behavior and their tendency to kill off services I had come to rely on, I have very little trust for Google anymore.

[-] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

That's entirely fair.

[-] ares35@kbin.social 21 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

i kinda expect google to go all 'new coke' here and unveil a 'classic' search experience as their experiment in 'new google' to be more like ~~pepsi~~ bing continues to fail spectacularly. they've already got the 'web' tab, it just has to be rebranded and made the default on a clean page with a link to 'google ii' which will quietly vanish from existence in a few years and nobody will notice.

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 19 points 5 months ago

I damn near ate this one

[-] Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works 10 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

They had me until the "then." MFers i know they don't plan that far ahead.

[-] No_Change_Just_Money@feddit.de 14 points 5 months ago

Great, know if you google Googles future AI plans, they will quote this article

[-] muntedcrocodile@lemm.ee 5 points 5 months ago

Googles AI knows its doomed to get killed.

[-] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 14 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

>Google puts AI in every product

>Years later Google does the Google thing and abruptly shuts down their AI department

>AI is so integrated in every pruduct they have to shut everything down

>no more google

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