No. Im sorry, No. This has got to be The Onion. This is like the children's cartoon Bond Villain version of a scheme. This is beyond insane. Come on!
it’s like we have all watched these dystopian future movies and instead of heeding their warning, we all said “hold my beer”.
As climate change continues to accelerate, expect more of these stories and expect them to soon start including violence.
Water cannons?
What do you mean children's cartoon bond villain? Wasn't taking over the water the plot in the second Daniel Craig Bond movie?
First shot fired in the Water Wars.
Just wait until patrols are added and cults start making trips to pray to such quantities of water.
Here, if you have a milkshake, and I have a milkshake, and I have a straw. There it is, it's a straw, you see? Watch it. Now my straw reaches across the room and starts to drink your milkshake. I... drink... your... milkshake. I drink it up!
I was only 10 hours late to make this joke
https://kbin.social/m/nostupidquestions@lemmy.world/t/1062249/Flood-water-use#entry-comment-6881433
Here's my half baked response.
They can pipeline oil over thousands of miles.
Why can't they pipeline water?
Oh shit. I think Nestlé heard me and all of our money goes to blowing up Palestinians, not giving drinkable water to Flint.
Disregard please.
11 hours ago in a post asking why America cant build infrastructure to collect flood water to be used during dry season/in regions that lack potable water...
What scum
"Don't mess wit te aqua!"
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