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[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 131 points 5 months ago

Sonic the Hedgehog is left alone and not sexualized for like....10 minutes.

[-] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 72 points 5 months ago

They have a dedicated survivor to prevent that

[-] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 39 points 5 months ago

They actually have protocols where too many sonic porn artists are not allowed on the same flight to prevent just such a tragedy.

[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 11 points 5 months ago

They don't want to leave him alone on a Friday night.

[-] Zozano@aussie.zone 3 points 5 months ago

I'm never alone when I've got my very own life sized, anatomically correct, Rouge doll, with alternate costume from Sonic Adventure 2.

(Yes I did get A rank on each level, so I'm allowed to dress her up in it).

[-] specialseaweed@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 months ago

I've been laughing at this comment for two days now.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 78 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

All tech knowledge is lost and the world is sent back to the stone age within 10 years as everything stops working and nobody can fix it.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 52 points 5 months ago

The day I found out that our intern was a furry was the day I realized the weirdos are finally winning.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 29 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Mayor in the bathroom scene from Fight Club, but it's furries instead of just a group of men having a mid-life crisis

[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 months ago

Two of them aren't even in Project Mayhem, they were just... nearby.

[-] Voroxpete@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 months ago

I'd watch the shit out of that movie.

[-] slaacaa@lemmy.world 66 points 5 months ago

OwO what’s this? Nuzzles radar array—how's your signal strength, over? Your engines are emitting some serious warmth. 🛩️ *Scans fuel intake* 🛢️ A bulge? Roger that, ground control. Someone's happy in the hangar today. 😎 Nuzzles your sleek fuselage, purring like a Pratt & Whitney engine. ⚙️ *Cleaning the cockpit glass* You're so big, radar signature is off the charts! Rubs your aerodynamic curves—it's like your airframe doesn't know when to quit. 🎯 *Locks on target* Kisses you, then licks your necky—mommy likies, indeed. I hope the chief engineer approves of my maneuvers. *Flight control override engaged* I've got an itch, ground crew. A seven-meter itch, to be precise. Can you assist? Squirms and wags my wings. 🛬 *Emergency descent protocol* Permission to be punished, sir? Runs my ailerons down your fuselage, bites my lip—this is gonna be one wild barrel roll. 🔄 *Full afterburner* Paws on your bulge, eyes glowing like HUD displays. I'm thirsty, and it's not for aviation fuel. *Unbuttons your pants, licks the shaft* Mmmm, oily goodness. Drools all over your daddy meat. Fondles Mr. Fuzzy—yes, I love the joystick. 🕹️ *Inhales deeply* Oh, God—punish me, daddy! Nyea~ Squirms and wiggles, loving your oily essence. Bites my lip again. *Engaging vertical climb* Please, punish me. Licks my lips, savoring your goodness. Eyes roll back as you go deep - give me your G-force! *Supersonic moans* Suckles your control stick, oscillating wildly. 🥵

[-] ichbinjasokreativ@lemmy.world 43 points 5 months ago
[-] scarilog@lemmy.world 26 points 5 months ago

A+ on the imagery alone, but through all the sexual metaphors I wasn't able to tell who the actual characters were in this story...? Is it a plane and another plane?

[-] MindTraveller@lemmy.ca 18 points 5 months ago

Yes it is. This is porn for airplanekin. You can find a surprising amount of it online.

[-] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 months ago

Or so you've heard

[-] MindTraveller@lemmy.ca 13 points 5 months ago

Sentient airplanes are such adorable creatures

[-] ekZepp@lemmy.world 51 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

This picture is basically the homepage on bluesky.

[-] Nobody@lemmy.world 31 points 5 months ago

This is precisely why North Korean is working on an anti-furry bioweapon. They must be stopped.

[-] DestroyMegacorps@lemmy.ml 12 points 5 months ago

So north korea is trying to set us back to the 1970?

[-] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago

It would level the playing field.

[-] DestroyMegacorps@lemmy.ml 2 points 5 months ago

Mate its gonna have SEVERE impact on our worldwide IT department there would be server outages and software expliots eveywhere

[-] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

It's a joke about North Korea being stuck at a 1970's tech level. I don't want it to happen.

[-] KittyCat@lemmy.world 29 points 5 months ago

Its weird seeing a meme and knowing several people in it.

[-] EvolvedTurtle@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

Wait is it the lack of MLP that delays Linux or is it the only being delayed up to a month because of the lack of mlp

[-] flames5123@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

I took it as bronies and furries work together on Linux distros, so you’re missing half the team, not the full team.

But most bronies I know are getting into the furry fandom, myself included.

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[-] MehBlah@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

Definite arch territory.

[-] psmgx@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

Imagine the smell on that plane

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