One Thing After Another.

"Big Dreams, Little Outcomes"

Or

"Sailing the Seas of Mediocrity" WARNING: Contents not as exciting as the title.

The Man Who Never Took Anything Seriously

Stoned: How one man did something somewhere with someone.. I think.

A 1000 ways to suck, a practical guide for how not to live your life.

A downward spiral, how I gained a new perspective on repeating cycles.

"I Die at the End"

Tja

Friend and i were just talking about writing a series of autobiographical stories called "Wait...what?"

From West to East: Not the usual road traveled

Ever Upward to the Middle.

I know for absolutely fucking sure I won't be at the proverbial "top" of society. But since I moved out of my parents house, I've slowly been making my way into a solid middle class, fairly comfortable position. I'm a dad, a husband, a typical working class American and I'm pretty satisfied right now.

So we'll see, I'll keep moving up, but I'm not going to break the middle of anything.

Not Difficult: the harrowing tale of a man who should not have existed, didn't know how, failed professionally, socially, and academically, and still managed to put the fucking shopping carts back when he was done

"Wait. What?"

Canada's Brightest Ditch-Digger

Butter Side Up

This Bastard is so Lazy, this Book is Just a Pamphlet

CHAOS

A story of absolute and unadulterated chaos

And the reviews would look like this

"Everything happening all at once..." - Rolling stone

"What the fuck is the main story here?" - Like Magazine

"What did I just watch?" - some random movie patron

Intensely Human

One autistic man’s struggle to fit in without breaking

Just came up with these off the top of my head...

Baby Doomer

A Long Gay's Journey into Light

Life Sucks and Then You Die: The Uplifting Guide to Looking on the Bright Side

How A Man Changes

"Haha, There Goes The Paint Locker!"

How to Waste Your Potential by Taking the Easy Path at Every Key Moment

Don't Bother Reading

"She doesn't wamt you to read this book"

Buckle Up, Disappointment Awaits!

Somehow, I manage

Hobby Spider

A multitude of fuckups.

Unfiltered insanity: a story of extreme ups and downs

Yes, You can!

Huh, Aussiemandeus.

Never lucky

I see you have nothing better to do

Living with imaginary friends

All This Shit is Weird:

The Dalek_Thal Story

From stickmen to angels: The life of a self-taught artist

The New Testament...

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