*Stoffpressvorrichtung zur unterstützenden Brustpositionshaltung
Get your facts straight, Anglo-Saxons. >:(
Ist euch schonmal aufgefallen, dass Höcke mehr wie Ellen DeGeneres aussieht, als Ellen DeGeneres?
Nun lies es in der Stimme des Seitenbacher-Manns für maximalen psychologischen Schaden!
I get to flip a switch and have the trolley take the tiny detour I've caused it. Fuck being a tiny, insignificant blip in the endless context of time. I got to pull a god damn lever and make a trolley follows a tiny bump that I've caused. I get to ride that joy!
Oops, went a little off the rails about it, though…
Time to get the Meme Collage of Alexandria going.
If that somehow catches on fire, you can at least re-establish the phrase "This meme is lit".
Don't worry, Threads Pro will have you covered for an ad reduction for 3.99/mo.! And Threads Pro Plus for 5.99/mo. will get rid of them all by 2030!
Just like these traditional values prevented the spread of HIV in Russia, eh?
Haha, you're so silly! The meme says 10 years ago and not— …
My god, it really has been ten years since 2014, hasn't it?
Ich setze einen Zehner drauf, dass, wenn es nicht klappt, sie die Fraktionslosigkeit als Erfolg verkaufen.
"Seht, wir sind so unkorrupt, dass wir keiner Partei in der volksverräterischen Betrügerunion angehören!" Und irgendjemand wird es ihnen sogar abkaufen.
Oh neat, AI can imitate my internal monologue while writing a business e-mail!
Probably something of a guarantee that he can take a paid vacation day on New Year's Eve. It's just that this whole thing feels wrong. Maybe it's my bias against American retailers speaking but making a certain guaranteed vacation day a prize for online reviews feels utterly dystopian to me. It would be less bad if it was an additional vacation day, but this is Walmart we're talking about.
I struggle putting my feeling into words one-by-one, but this is roughly my sentiment.
Can't bloody believe I almost ate the onion again, after reading the headline alone. It's a tad too probable for my taste.