Biggles

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[–] Biggles@lemmy.myserv.one 14 points 2 months ago (2 children)

And if you can't pay, they put the baby back in.

[–] Biggles@lemmy.myserv.one 19 points 3 months ago

You could tell because it had fanciful decorations of ice cream cones and candy on the sides and it had a big horn loudspeaker playing "Turkey in the Straw". You see them all the time just driving slowly up and down the neighborhood streets.

[–] Biggles@lemmy.myserv.one 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Confucious say, man who fart in church must sit in own pew.

[–] Biggles@lemmy.myserv.one 53 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Well it's about time. The attic could use a little panache.

[–] Biggles@lemmy.myserv.one 2 points 4 months ago

Can't imagine why they're losing customers.

[–] Biggles@lemmy.myserv.one 15 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Nice use of a picture of dumbbells to represent their customer base.

[–] Biggles@lemmy.myserv.one 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Either way you risk a possibility of being rear-ended.

[–] Biggles@lemmy.myserv.one 12 points 5 months ago

I really commend the creativity and dedication to detail the graphic artist took on this spectacularly breathtaking image.

[–] Biggles@lemmy.myserv.one 3 points 6 months ago

Put it back please.

[–] Biggles@lemmy.myserv.one 81 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I'll never financially recover from this.

[–] Biggles@lemmy.myserv.one 11 points 7 months ago

If I were evil and had physical access to these payment systems I'd start by doing the obvious of changing passwords and install backdoors so I'd have permanent access. Then I think I'd start encrypting the database of payees to guarantee complete irreversable control over who gets paid.

But I'm not evil and don't have access, just playing devil's advocate.

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