Aww come on, maybe your kid will have super powers then, like an extra arm or glowing in the dark. Where's your sense of adventure?

That's just medical too haha -- $150 extra a month for dental, which covers 2 cleanings a year and X-rays every five. No emergency or orthodontic work.

Everytime I hear someone tell me how well our system works, it makes me convulse with fury.

And 6.1% of the worlds land mass..

You mean other people don't?!?

Genealogy sites.

Yep, inertia.

Bring a bucket and a mop

Yeah, what have those damn kids done for us today?

What, are you my 7 year old?

Username checks out.

Commence high pitched screeching