I just do a standard word search for things like "soul", "possessions", and "first born" before clicking Agree.

"Stupid sexy planters" was right there!

If I was one of those employees, my response would be to smile and wave, maybe give a thumbs up, and go back to ignoring them. They can interpret it how they like, and only I know for sure that it means "Lol, you're getting nothing from me, you dumb buttmunch."

I hate to break it to you, but every photograph you've ever seen is a simulated image.

I could never use one of those unless it also had a camera with it. If shadowmen are going to mess with me in my sleep, they'll have to live with having their images captured on camera.

It's not just age, it's wealth.

It was the free space on mine.

I enjoy this nuanced perspective. In light of all that, I will now call this holiday Fuck Columbus Day.

Get a loudspeaker and blast some educational YouTube at their ignorant asses. Probably will just piss them off, but it might actually enlighten a few of them. Win-win.

This query is counterproductively reductive. Every human alive, even the worst of them, has done at least one good thing. Many even do their bad things because they were misled to believe they were doing an overall good.

The point should be that it doesn't matter what good they've done, because the state of being a billionaire necessarily requires one to have done more net bad to the world than good. You could save a million lives by your own hand, but if you're a billionaire, it is a given that you have destroyed far more lives than that. No billionaire's heart was ever weighed by Anubis and judged worthy of the Field of Reeds.

All of them, without exception, end up as greasy streaks on the gleaming teeth of Ammit.

What?

Until there's footage of him in a cell, I tend to agree.