Expensive and bitter.

Saw one yesterday and it really is that bad. The design screams ”Gimmie that ruler, idiot. Now was that so hard?"

Gender: fluid

In other news: woman arrested for smuggling children across state lines in a cooler. Charges include, child endangerment and lewd conduct as the cooler was not in an approved rear facing car seat nor were the test tubes properly clothed.

Starter dead. Battery insufficient to get it moving but will happily make horrible noises. Every warning signal alerted but no precise enough to actually identify the problem.

Yep.....this fits too well.

The Tell Tale Hobby. I want to buy more miniatures. The wallet says Nevermore.

Headphone jack. Next to my bed is the one good Bluetooth headset, the two crappy backup sets for when it is charging, and the gigantic earmuff yardwork set for when the good one is still charging and the 2 shit ones have already died.

Farewell Yo-yo Man

It's the missed quicktime events that gnaw at my soul.

What We Left Behind: Looking Back at Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. Theatre full of Trekkies so it was a target audience only.

Let me begin. I came to win. Battle me, that's a sin.

But don't you want to have what I've come to enjoy: Printer roulette?

Win, "printer", enter.......come on Printer and Scanner control panel, baby wants a new printer queue to kill that stuck job......dammit edge, no I don't want to search bing for an inkjet.

Win, "printer"...., enter.......come on Control Panel, you can do it......HP Smart Panel, you piece of crap