Even if it were, it weighs 3,4 tons empty. Most EU Citizens have drivers licenses that allow cars up to 3,5 tons max. weight, including driver, passengers and cargo.

It's impossible to use in the EU without an actual truck driving license.

Das sind keine Verniedlichungen, das sind entgenderte Endungen nach Phettberg.

I'm guessing German rural areas?

Other notable mentions:

Vodka-Bull

Jäger-Bull

Jacky-Cola

Gin-Tonic (more common everywhere)

"Like a blind man at an orgy, I had to feel my way through"

Nett. Ich habe gerade auf deren Homepage nachgesehen, die neuen Pattys sind auch schon in den Produktbildern. Außerdem haben sie einheitlich auf vegane Mayo umgestellt (wann auch immer...), was wahrscheinlich auch eine gewaltige Vereinfachung ihrer Lieferkette beinhaltet. Win-Win.

Joke's on you, the Repulsor/Impulsor does not have wheels. It levitates.

Like a midget at an urinal, I had to stay on my toes.

You'd have to be a very early millennial to remember the fall of the Berlin Wall since the upper end of being a millennial is somewhere between 1993 - 1996. They were not even born yet. The distinguishing event might better be 9/11.

If a women has starch masks on her body...

Es bringt mehr Klicks.

He addresses that concern. This is no machine for you or me to "just add to the countertop". I think of it as a big proof of concept.

But there are two kinds of people who spend tons of money on small improvements:

• rich people with a hobby to fill their life but don't want starter stuff or are grown out of it
• people neck deep in a hobby (i.e. cyclists "regularly" spend 6k on a single bike and hundreds on clothing and accessories) that can afford it.

I know there's overlap between the groups but it's something I can think of.

Also, I could think of high end offices that want to really splurge on the coffee kit. The advantage that the machine is instantly hot lends itself to office environments where people want coffee in different intervals.