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[–] hellfire103@lemmy.ca 157 points 1 month ago (2 children)

For those who don't know, magnesium citrate solution is a laxative.

[–] PlexSheep@infosec.pub 10 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Now explain what that means please

[–] Denalduh@lemmy.world 36 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Makes the poo poo go drip drip

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Drip drip? I seem to recall an image more akin to a horrific volcano or extremely unenticing chocolate fountain.

[–] Walican132@lemmy.today 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Product to make you have a bowel movement.

[–] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (6 children)
[–] elvith@feddit.org 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Drink the bottle, your ass goes full throttle

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Glug glug, butthole unplugged

[–] Event_Horizon@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Bowel of doom? Drink and kaboom!

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago

dinkdink make poopoo

[–] dabster291@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 month ago

it makes you poop

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

It's like the Maga mouvement.

[–] Walican132@lemmy.today 3 points 1 month ago

Wet in mouth make poo poo from bum

[–] axEl7fB5@lemmy.cafe 1 points 1 month ago
[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Get ready to shit yourself inside out (assuming you don't already have constipation)

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Its not that bad of one. Before major surgery I had to have a completely empty digestive system and so I had to drink a bottle of the stuff and take a laxative pill. Was it a fun night? Absolutely not. But it was much more of a don't stray too far from the toilet scenario than a don't get up off it one

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

not a mild laxative either. fleet's lemon tastes like lemon pledge and ruined lemons for me forever.

[–] thagoat@lemmy.sdf.org 81 points 1 month ago
[–] janNatan@lemmy.ml 44 points 1 month ago (1 children)

When I was about 10, my digestive system just kinda halted. Doctors didn't know why; I didn't know why. It never happened before or since. But, they had me chug like a bottle of this stuff every day. Back then, (at least where we got it), it didn't even have the lemon flavor.

Anyway, thanks for the PTSD. (Joking... kinda)

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wait, how many days did this go on?

[–] janNatan@lemmy.ml 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh who can remember. Several days at least. Basically until I had a bowel movement. They had given me a threshold of "if you don't go by this date come back" or something. That wasn't needed, that's all I remember.

[–] sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Are you telling me someone on Lemmy has experience in not pooping for three days? Why didn't you speak up before?!

[–] untorquer@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Spent a week in the hospital and couldn't leave until i pooped. Problem is when you're pumped full of opioids that doesn't happen.

I quit taking the oxy a couple weeks later because of that and wanting some beer.

[–] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

but those are great together!

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 1 points 1 month ago

shower beer, shitter beer, sometimes the same thing when doing a waffle stomp

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago

They were too busy posting moth memes. We will full circle to the shit knife, my mm. way now.

[–] toofpic@lemmy.world 43 points 1 month ago (13 children)

My kids would immediately drink that

[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

As far as fast acting laxatives go, the lemon lime mag citrate ain't half bad. I would recommend drinking it on the toilet though

[–] toofpic@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Oh, thanks, I just read that it's a laxative. I was more afraid that it is some kind of bathroom cleaner.
You can paint walls and floors with it though - a useful household item!

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

ALCOHOL 0.025%

Gonne get fucked up on CVS store brand sprite! 😤

[–] macaw_dean_settle@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Eww sprite. 7UP is better.

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

It would taste better to suck on a lemon directly. 🤮

[–] Justas@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That thing makes me sick even if I drink just a little.

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

You need to eat something first.

Magnesium Citrate is the best form of magnesium because in that form it is most easily absorbed by the body. It helps with mood and sleep disorders, and is necessary for heart function and bone density.

Try it in sold pill form if you still can't stomach it even after a meal.

[–] Justas@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I have taken it as pills before. The powder makes me sick no matter what.

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Hence why I suggested trying solid pills. I can't handle the powder or liquid either.

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Hence why I suggested trying solid pills. I can't handle the powder or liquid either.