Pelosi isn't a cunt. Something something depth and warmth. She's below a cunt; she's a cankle.

In a comment full of shit takes, i just wanna point out that you think the government teaching media literacy in school is the solution?

I hope you wear a helmet regularly.

Did Putin tell Moscow Mitch to say that? Was it Monsanto? Or, did he have his own thought for once?

Are you a xenomorph..?

Looks like obstruction is back on the menu, boys.

He also let everyone believe he was just gonna run for one term. Then, when election season comes around, when asked if he was gonna step aside and that most Americans would like him to not run, his response?

"Watch me."

Fuck you, Jack. FUCK. YOU.

I'm pretty sure bubonic plague isn't noticing, either.

Right this way, Brandon.

Now now, I'm sure the constant screaming of the sacrifice children at the annual Pot Luck/Sacrifice Orgy had an effect, too.

That should've been stuffed into a sack and thrown over a bridge before ever seeing the light of day.

Wheel of Time is appalling also

Let us proceed, Brandon.