[-] HaveYouPaidYourDues@lemmy.world 16 points 21 hours ago

By filling them with lightning

"It's got what plants crave" and "he doesn't know how to use the 3 seashells" are used pretty regularly, and most people I'm around don't watch much of anything so even well known lines will confuse them.

Just needs some nutmeg

[-] HaveYouPaidYourDues@lemmy.world 53 points 4 months ago

She's 35 in October, she is eligible

[-] HaveYouPaidYourDues@lemmy.world 30 points 5 months ago

One trick is to tell 'em stories that don't go anywhere, like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Give me five bees for a quarter," you'd say. Now, where were we? Oh yeah, the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones..

[-] HaveYouPaidYourDues@lemmy.world 47 points 7 months ago

So the question is do the hospital administrators have any idea what healthcare providers actually do on a day to day basis

[-] HaveYouPaidYourDues@lemmy.world 47 points 8 months ago

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[-] HaveYouPaidYourDues@lemmy.world 24 points 9 months ago

I'm sure your wife was just being polite, no reason to read too much into it

[-] HaveYouPaidYourDues@lemmy.world 23 points 9 months ago

I haven't gotten far enough in the comments to see it, but I'm a bit miffed that rich assholes can admit to doing lsd on the national media and be fine, while poor people go away for years for a couple grams of marijuana...

[-] HaveYouPaidYourDues@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Lexx isn't british enough, that's why i watch red dwarf.

[-] HaveYouPaidYourDues@lemmy.world 32 points 11 months ago

I wanna hear more about the dog...

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