I was wondering if the actual quote was something more weaselly than that but nope.

Beck: "If you become president will you lock people up?"

Trump: “The answer is you have no choice, because they’re doing it to us.”

Hate when I catch myself "Well, actually"ing. I'll either try to reword it to not sound so dickish or I'll discard it if I think it's not actually helpful or interesting.

"In my new Chris Hansen brand chairs! A seat worthy of being the last comfortable thing you ever sit on!"

"Then stop doing that"

Hahahahahahaha, looking forward to it. It's gonna be a folder with a piece of paper in it and the paper is gonna have "i r inosint" scribbled in crayon.

I think their latest movie was supposed to be the final bow to tie up the show. That's what I heard, at least.

Yeah, a lot of people don't seem to realize that cooking food is a MAJOR component of what exploded our evolution. Cooking food allows us to digest it much better and receive far more nutrition.

Rusty is such a petty asshole, hahaha.

What a dumb lie. No one at FOX could ever spell or pronounce xenophobia.

It hasn't turned out to be healthy. I feel isolated from the world and unable to communicate with others in real life as well as I can with randos on the internet. I have nothing interesting to talk about because I don't do anything and haven't figured out how to drag myself out of this mire.

Honestly I prefer it to the same macros being posted time and again.

They'll give you targets to hit with your vom.