[-] Hyphlosion@donphan.social 3 points 4 months ago

Behold, the real reason why Elon launched a car into space.

[-] Hyphlosion@donphan.social 3 points 4 months ago

“naked undergarment”

Never heard that oxymoron before.

[-] Hyphlosion@donphan.social 2 points 4 months ago

ME: You forgot the comma in that sentence. Commas are important!

DEVIL: Keep it up, jackass…

[-] Hyphlosion@donphan.social 3 points 5 months ago

I like corn dogs.

[-] Hyphlosion@donphan.social 3 points 5 months ago

You would think they aren’t starting from scratch, but each crappy shot of an underbaked Coruscant suggests otherwise.

[-] Hyphlosion@donphan.social 3 points 5 months ago

Nobody ****s with the Jesus! I have the death sentence on 12 lanes!

[-] Hyphlosion@donphan.social 3 points 6 months ago

“Karen” has long since transcended past race and gender. I don’t care what you look like, it’s the attitude and the way you treat people that makes one a Karen.

You don’t have to be a white woman to have main character syndrome and act entitled to everything, treating people like dirt if you don’t get your way and climbing up the customer service ladder until you do, trying to get the people on the lower rungs fired because they told you no.
Or call the cops on someone in a park because you thought they were too loud with their skateboard. Or drop to the ground and scream “a [color] person is attacking me!” when you don’t like them walking their dog down the trail. Etc.

[-] Hyphlosion@donphan.social 2 points 6 months ago

Forte the pipe organ from Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas.

Say what you will about the movie itself, but I absolutely loved this character.

[-] Hyphlosion@donphan.social 3 points 7 months ago

As an aside, I really miss Lynx the Office Assistant.

[-] Hyphlosion@donphan.social 2 points 8 months ago

On Mondays we wear pink!

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Hyphlosion

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