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[–] Dudewitbow@lemmy.zip 46 points 1 year ago (2 children)

someone who believes in a flat earth is also more likely to believe in the geocentric order of planets rather than the heliocentric one.

[–] ptz@dubvee.org 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If not geocentric, then egocentric.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Americentric

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I highly doubt they know what either of those mean, actually

[–] Duranie@literature.cafe 5 points 1 year ago

But they heard the word once and it sounds sciency, so they keep repeating it.

[–] nao@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Faresh@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

heliocentricism → the Sun is the center of the universe and all revolves around it

geocentrism → the Earth is the center of the universe and all revolves around it, including the sun

[–] Ephera@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

heliocentricism → the Sun is the center of the ~~universe~~ solar system and all revolves around it

That's what you meant to write...

[–] negativenull@lemmy.world 41 points 1 year ago
[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 31 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Then there was the day Elon Musk found a group that was even stupider than the people he normally hangs out with:

[–] uis@lemm.ee 14 points 1 year ago

Achivement unlocked: Dumber than Musk

[–] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 year ago

It's always amusing to me which observations these people won't ignore while they ignore other observations. Like how do they draw the line?

[–] Hyphlosion@donphan.social 3 points 1 year ago

Behold, the real reason why Elon launched a car into space.

[–] ptz@dubvee.org 26 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Earth is the only flat planet AND the only one to have both liquid water and life. Checkmate, round-earth whackadoodles. /s

[–] cron@feddit.org 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I mean, you obviously can't have oceans on a round planet. The water would just flow away into space.

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Europa gets a pass because of all the ice holding it.

[–] cron@feddit.org 7 points 1 year ago

Ice can be round of course, we know that from ice cream.

[–] kepix@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

wheres the turtle holding the whole thing

[–] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

This actually explains why our planet is the only one with life. The aliens keep slipping off theirs!

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] Zidane@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Someone add Pluto plez #neverforget

[–] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago

Pluto is where the conspiracy gets really crazy, which is why astronomers are trying to cover up it's existence.

[–] afox@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

My heart :(

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How did the photographer get all the planets to pose like this?

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How did AI get the planets to hold still for so long?

[–] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

It's just a parody of the planets. They're all Al dressed up in different costumes.

[–] ieightpi@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

Ha! You think flat earthers believe we aren't the center of the universe?

[–] callouscomic@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Imagine believing science enough to agree with scientists that Pluto isn't a planet, but not enough to believe Earth is round.

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

All the evidence is there.

[–] AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago

Nonononononono! You got it wrong! The "sun" is just a giant heat lamp the government has been running ever since the beginning of time! The heat lamp moves while we stay stationary! /s

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is such a misconstrued scale meant to be derisive against flat earthers. The accurate representation is a circle with cloud shrouded ice damns along the edge of the planet.

It's still dumb but should be accurate to what they believe.

[–] SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And the sun should be a little ball above the Earth. Exactly how high and how big is not sure.

[–] Contravariant@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You also shouldn't ask how it manages to light only half of an otherwise flat earth I suppose.

Best explanation I saw involved light curving. At which point you're just working with a spherical earth in a weird coordinate system.

[–] SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Explanations for lunar and solar eclipses get silly too. Mercury and Venus passing in front of the sun is just ignored as it wouldn't fit between the Earth and the sun.

[–] Th4tGuyII@fedia.io 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I thought Earth was Neapolitan style, but it was Chicago deep dish the whole time! If only I'd have known earlier!

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Mmm, fuckin tasty earth

chomp

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 5 points 1 year ago

The other planets and moons are flat too, bro. They just face us all the time. It's convenient like that.

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We can argue about this all day but we should probably find something better to do in the short time we have left before we crash into the sun according to this diagram

[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 year ago

500my isn't enough to build a space society?