[-] IDontHavePantsOn@lemm.ee 6 points 7 months ago

I have lived in a cold climate area my whole life and have severe reynauds syndrome. It can be 100F and the second I touch an ice cube all of my fingers turn deathly pale. Nearly 100% of the time, no matter the temperature, I will have an extremity that has no blood flow. It is severe enough that it is physically debilitating. I can't play in the snow with my kids for very long, or play guitar without running my hands under a hot tap. Right now I have a cheap box fan running on low, 10' away, and four of my fingers have cut circulation. Because there is no blood in my fingers or toes, touching anything freezing cold feels like they are being stabbed. I'm also very prone to frostbite and have worried about losing my toes a few times due to it. I actually have little feeling in them and have lobbed of parts of my fingers off which can't even slightly compare to the pain of grabbing a cold steering wheel. When I wash my hands the water has to be scalding hot and have accidentally caused others to scald themselves by forgetting to tell them.

My body though? Can't handle anything above 75f. I'm comfortable in just boxers in 50F. I overheat in long sleeves so easily that I own 1 longsleeve shirt. I had to get the HVAC tech at my work to change the air exchangers so that my work area was 60F so I didnt sweat through my PPE.

Plus, mine is a lifelong curse unlike your wimpy little leukemia. I kid. I just wanted to complain a bit. Glad you beat the big C. I hope to never have that battle and hope it was your last.

[-] IDontHavePantsOn@lemm.ee 5 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Tangentially related, the key and peele sketch about Jaden explains his personality so well I believe it's essentially a true real life adaptation of a conversation he has had.

[-] IDontHavePantsOn@lemm.ee 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Everyone is choosing red because they think they would be rich, but would they?

Imagine having the knowledge, that you knowingly stepped back in time, and all of your memories are now not real. They won't happen again unless you actually act exactly as you had before. No one believes anything you say because you are 6. You're forced to go through school again at 6.

Let's say you use your genius to progress quickly through school. Those sorts of kids become famous prodigies. You would end up on the talk show circuit with Ellen.

You would also know way more about your parents than you should at that age, and cause familial issues that would land you on Dr. Phil.

Imagine how torturous it would be to relive every moment, not being able to convince anyone of anything due to your age, unless you give up the fact that you were somehow sent back in time and know the future. Would you be able to convince your family without going insane? Would any government agency take qcute interest in your foresight? Imagine having to keep a level head while also going through puberty a second time.

How much will your presence affect the timeline? Maybe your first big move to get rich causes all subsequent moves to not exist. Maybe your parents hate you. Maybe it's chaos theory. Maybe you end up taking a path away from opulence and become an addict due to the constant anxiety, regret and boredom. Maybe you become a nihilistic mess that drives you to a worse life than you had before.

I'd take the definite of $10M. I know what I would do with it right now. I know it would be good.

Edit: a downvote without a reply telling me how I'm wrong is really an upvote.

[-] IDontHavePantsOn@lemm.ee 5 points 11 months ago

Media is treated more like drugs. A license to own rights, produce, distribute, and physically possess are all different licenses.

[-] IDontHavePantsOn@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Bumperpucker

Appropriation

Gurner

Clap

Clippy

Pickles

Masher

Guana

Iguana

[-] IDontHavePantsOn@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

We start the bid at $20.

Do we have $20?

Remember bidders that Twitter...ahem...X?.. X... Okay...X... Still has employees...really?...employees that are clearly loyal and easily controllable, as well as a nominal amount of IT equipment.

[-] IDontHavePantsOn@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

Did anyone else not get the message? I was in a store when it went off on the radio station they had playing over the speakers, but I didn't get anything on my phone.

[-] IDontHavePantsOn@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

And adblock extensions.

[-] IDontHavePantsOn@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

I don't like cilantro. I don't hate cilantro. Everyone shouts that it's a genetic thing, so apparently it's not possible that I can have a distaste for a common food while also not thinking it tastes like soap.

Every time it comes up, somebody wants to feel smug and tell me "well you know..". It's the one food where if you don't like it, it has to be a genetic thing. Maybe I can just not like how it tastes as much as others. Maybe I don't mind it in salsa but don't like it in my soup. Just because I don't mind a finger in my butt doesn't mean I want a dick in my mouth.

[-] IDontHavePantsOn@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

What really pisses me off was not just that is was lazily written, but that D and DB knowingly ran it into the ground. They had a Q&A where they admitted it.

[-] IDontHavePantsOn@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

Same thing happened to Sriracha 15 years ago.

[-] IDontHavePantsOn@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I am loving that it doesn't feel like reddit, and it's really weird to me that anyone does while they are also screaming about how terrible reddit was in every way. It seems like a lot of people are forgetting that the reason reddit sucks is because most of the communities are too big and have been around too long.

Large groups of people with a shared interest are not welcoming, they are condescending. They are jaded and have "seen it all" and have no qualms telling others that they are anything from inexperienced to inept. Any opinion outside of the norm is attacked with vitriol. New members questions might only get a response to "set them straight". They reinforce echo chambers just to feel superior, while claiming that they aren't echo chambers because they are constantly arguing with other people. The whole concept of a normal conversation is lost on them because they can't separate their ego from their demeanor. They take circle jerking so seriously that they can't even circle jerk anymore and have to uj/ every comment. They can't use sarcasm because there are so many hateful people that would agree with them.

I'm not trying to say "back in my day frankfurters were a nickel" but even ten years ago, the infighting, briggading, downvote wars, smugness, and soul filled anger and negativity on reddit was so much lessened that it doesn't even feel like the same website. It feels like I'm reading YouTube comments. What used to be a place where people might disagree with you, but at most they would just make fun of your bad grammar, or misspelling, is now just a website full of hate mongerers trying to divide people into groups.

Here on Lemmy feels to me like the old days of reddit. I can feel free to comment on whatever post I feel like and don't have to worry about someone coming at me full bore, just to try to make me feel bad that I like to eat American cheese on my breakfast sandwich, or like the feeling of wet socks on carpet.

Sorry for the rant.

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