Me: I'll be back in 20 to 30 minutes.

Also me: I know it's only been 48 seconds, but I'm back with 2 shoelaces because, ya know, just in case.

The bigger the purchase the more tabs I have open, and I'm not trying to switch between 30 tabs on a phone.

Would you rather, receive open heart surgery performed by Oz, Phil with Nurse McCarthy, or receive lethal injection administered by Dr Phil?

This shouldnt be a hard question, but....

Unfortunately a corporation is a person. Worse yet is when they are a very rich person with actual product and capital.

Caption: "He did it!"

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It took billions of years to make pacman and 14 years to make pacman 2. They should be able able to make GTA 6 in a week. GTA 7 should come out before Christmas.

Could God make a burrito so hot that he couldn't eat it?

Could God make himself so visible that he couldn't be denied to exist?

We get it. You've done acid.

Other than a few small skirmishes, what have the British done? I mean it's one small island, how many countries could it oppress? 10?

My kid and his friends were convinced they would get $100 of free stuff from Temu, but only if they got 10 people to download the app. I tried telling them it was bullshit marketing but since they "heard so and so got $100 then it will work.". I downloaded it just to get them to shut up and deleted it.

Temu. Fucking Temu? It's the dollar store wish.com and that's saying something.

Anyways, it obviously didn't work and haven't heard about Temu since, then I'm pretty sure they realize their mistake.

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Wow. My sister is Chinese and this is not ok. She eats ice cream just like everyone else that's not handicapped by intolerance, and her bones are like steel beams. Purple? That's crossing a line.

3. It was undercover detectives that "caught" him and they didn't approach him until he tried to leave. They also arrested 3 other people.

Who ever volunteered to watch these guys cum in a porn theater just to handcuff their slimy wrists... I'm no comedian, but that entire situation is so insane I feel I could do at least 10 minutes on it.