New best friend for life! by Joep in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[-] Joep@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

maybe this is just his strategy to find more people to play with

Jerry Manders, 5-Year-Old Prodigy Liar, Already Hailed as Future Political Star by Joep in c/theonion@midwest.social
[-] Joep@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago

i could name a few

Let's increase worker productivity? by Joep in c/politicalmemes@lemmy.world
[-] Joep@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

The beatings will continue until morale improves

Gimme like $300+ per year, chump. by Joep in c/memes@lemmy.world
[-] Joep@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

Only thing more pirated than Windows products are Adobe products. Smallest violin, etc etc

7-Eleven plans to sell hot dog-flavored sparkling water by Joep in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[-] Joep@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

did 7-Eleven steal from Limp Bizkit?!

Solving homelessness by Joep in c/politicalmemes@lemmy.world
[-] Joep@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

treated the same way they do with pigeons to stop them from nesting.. sad.

Rain on your wedding day isn't, in itself, ironic - BUT a song titled "Ironic" getting the very concept of irony wrong, that is the very core of irony, so... well done. by Joep in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
[-] Joep@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

i never thought of this in that way before. it is meta squared

“Stop or I’ll Say Stop Again!” Yells Mom Known for Empty Threats by Joep in c/memes@lemmy.world
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“Stop or I’ll Say Stop Again!” Yells Mom Known for Empty Threats [Satire] (lemmy.world)
submitted 11 months ago by Joep@lemmy.world to c/funny@lemmy.world
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“Stop or I’ll Say Stop Again!” Yells Mom Known for Empty Threats (lemmy.world)
submitted 11 months ago by Joep@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.world
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Nation’s Parents Frustrated as Children Disregard Extra Hour of Sleep Due to Daylight Savings Time Ending [Satire] (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 year ago by Joep@lemmy.world to c/funny@lemmy.world
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Government Declares National Daycare Closure Day – New Holiday to “Screw Over Parents” [Satire] by Joep in c/parenting@lemmy.world
[-] Joep@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

this is too true

Opinion: Why Buy Lemonade From This Kid’s Lemonade Stand When I Can Make Better At Home? [Satire] by Joep in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[-] Joep@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Exactly, why wait until their first job to teach them about taxes and the free market. Crush their spirit while they're young!

Opinion: The Dad from Bluey Must Be Stopped [SATIRE] by Joep in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[-] Joep@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

it's not fair!

Little League Team, Scared Hitless, Attempts to Steal Signs, Finds Picking Nose Not a Real Sign [SATIRE] by Joep in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[-] Joep@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

my kid mostly plays in the dirt

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