Something feels different in this one. Anything to do with the election? How it feels to me anyway. I say it a lot but I love your stuff.

Shut up, Meg

When I married my wife almost 15 years ago my mother-in-law gave me a shirt that said game over with a happy bride stick figure and a very sad groom figure so I took that shirt and I wrote a :-) over the guy's :-( and I wore that shit under my tuxedo and as soon as the wedding was over I opened my jacket and walked around with that shirt proudly for the rest of the night. Yeah game over, I won.

My 10-year-old daughter recently mentioned Mr. Beast and I said what do you know about him? She said I don't know but my friends showed me his videos and I think the guy's a creep. I pretty much gave her a high five and said she can have all the ice cream she wants LOL.

You can say cock on the Internet. No one will tell on you.

Big corporation, little planet.

So you spent your whole vacation uploading this picture???

What did you use to tell your little brother when you played?

Bro changed the name of it for her too but she thinks it was made for her lol

Not even gay but this my favorite green text of all time

My friend's dad was like this. One day when we were teenagers he had a pool in the backyard and we had towels on our shoulder and swimming pants on and we're walking towards the back door. His dad turned and said, you guys going swimming? We said, yeah. He said, in the backyard? We said, yeah. Said, thought so. Still not sure if he was fucking with us but he used to do this kind of shit all the time.

I'm not falling for it. Just looking at it from lemmy and laughing lol