It's a bit more nuanced than that. Essentially AP fact checked it and instead of saying "Hillbilly Eulegy doesn't contain a story about Vance getting freaky with a couch" they used the headline "Vance never had relations with a couch"

That's not something anyone could actually know for sure though, and they were called on it... and had to retract it...

Which of course lead to people wondering why it was retracted, and it kinda snowballed. I don't think anybody seriously believes it, but as the story goes, there's no evidence he DIDN'T fuck a couch lol

Huh. My phone always tries to correct MAGA to MEGA... at least now it'll make sense... Now I just need someone to make one for MEGAN

Make Europe Great Again, Ned!

I still have hope for Paralives

I'd say it's because Apple's implementation isn't essentially spyware at it's core. The Microsoft implementation was straight up deranged and dangerous, frankly.

Is this so you can yell "DOWN QUARK" when he jumps up on the sofa?

You're forgetting about the schmuck on the other end of that equation that has to answer the same question a thousand times over.

To. Protect. It.

You really have no idea what you're talking about, do you?

In other news, new study reveals water could be wet

nature is metal

Invader Zim. Haven't watched it in years but I still quote it.

interior crocodile alligator, I drive a Chevrolet movie the-atre

Youtube Shorts is the absolute worst for this. Just recently it's massively trying to push transphobic BS at me, and I cannot figure out why. I dislike, report and "do not recommend this channel" every time, and it just keeps shoving more at me. I got a fucking racist church sermon this morning. it's broken!