I can start but I think there's a character limit
Ah yes the part of the curve where the stress permanently changes you. Yeah, accurate.
Nothing adds more to a party than graph paper
inside each of us are two wolves
If Republicans had attentions spans, they'd be so pissed right now
Little known fact, lesbians hide their fangs to seem less threatening to their prey
Can't self harm if you're already dead
Everyone is talking about how they don't have the military power to win a civil war. I can't get over how 1 day of freezing rain can end electricity in texas for weeks. Their infrastructure couldn't handle some teens with a DIY hacking blog
How else do you warn people they're about to enter Wyoming?
My first girlfriend turned into the moon