Anything by Mel Brooks

I'm terrified of heights. No one knows. I'm great at faking it.

It had 100% to do with slavery. The south would not have been the cotton king with out them.

Whose spez?

But y. I'll show myself out.

Thank you for responding. He is my husband and I'm a school principal. I never get pitty for him.

My SO is in a non air prison. He tried cleaning a dirty screen because it was so dirty no came through. It didn't work.

I've had a rough 2 years, I think I'm looking forward to going back to school this year. (Teacher)

I'm 45 taking my 73 year old aunt to see it.

The Michigan one. Made me laff.

Those also describe the state of Florida and Texas.

If I wasn't wrinkly and old I would shut down lemmy with a naked pic holding a can of beans.