LeninsOvaries

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[–] LeninsOvaries@lemmy.cafe 1 points 21 minutes ago

No idea, I don't believe in making up strawmen based on pop culture perceptions of disabilities.

[–] LeninsOvaries@lemmy.cafe 0 points 25 minutes ago

I'm not a troll, I'm a 100% serious and proud Marxist-Leninist. And I think there was nothing wrong with Stalin selling lumber and steel to Nazi Germany in the 1930s to make weapons with. Because I'm a real communist!

[–] LeninsOvaries@lemmy.cafe -1 points 4 hours ago (5 children)

University students lead the Hungarian Revolution, and history doesn't remember them fondly. They rebelled against the Soviet Union, which makes them Nazis. It's a good thing our dear leader Stalin sent the tanks in to kill those students.

[–] LeninsOvaries@lemmy.cafe 1 points 4 hours ago (3 children)

I prefer the autist's prayer tbh

[–] LeninsOvaries@lemmy.cafe 6 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Understanding the building blocks of life is very important. This is the foundation of how your body processes energy. If you want to lose weight, for example, you should understand respiration.

[–] LeninsOvaries@lemmy.cafe 9 points 5 hours ago (5 children)

Mitochondria are cool and important.

[–] LeninsOvaries@lemmy.cafe -3 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I have voted for the Dem candidate in every single presidential election since I was 18.

Racist. Stop supporting genocide. You can't just commit mass murder in Gaza when it's politically convenient. You liberals disgust me.

[–] LeninsOvaries@lemmy.cafe 25 points 12 hours ago

One day an old jewish pole, living in Warsaw, has his last light bulb burn out. To get a new one he'll have to stand in line for two hours at the store (and they'll probably be out by the time he gets there), so he goes up to his attic and starts rummaging around for an old oil lamp he vaguely remembers seeing.

He finds the old brass lamp in the bottom of a trunk that has seen better days. He starts to polish it and (poof!) a genie appears in cloud of smoke.

"Hoho, Mortal!" says the genie, stretching and yawning, "For releasing me I will grant you three wishes."

The old man thinks for a moment, and says, "I want Genghis Khan resurrected. I want him to re-unite his mongol hordes, march to the Polish border, and then decide he doesn't want the place and march back home."

"No sooner said than done!" thunders the genie. "Your second wish?"

"Ok. I want Genghis Khan resurrected. I want him to re-unite his mongol hordes, march to the Polish border, and then decide he doesn't want the place and march back home."

"Hmmm. Well, all right. Your third wish?"

"I want Genghis Khan resurrected. I want him to re-unite his --"

"Okokok. Right. What's this business about Genghis Khan marching to Poland and turning around again?"

The old man smiles. "He has to pass through Russia six times."

[–] LeninsOvaries@lemmy.cafe 6 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

She's probably on Trump's side tbh

[–] LeninsOvaries@lemmy.cafe 6 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

They should send their pilots to Ukraine to practice until the war with America starts

Or Israel. The IDF might be too tough, though.

[–] LeninsOvaries@lemmy.cafe 2 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

Nonsense. We fixed everything by abstaining in the election. Kamala realised she needs the support of the left in order to win, and adopted a socialist platform while moving to impeach Trump.

 
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