Nono, it's:

"I need to format stings with values from a dictonary. What should I do?"

"Use Django. It has a templating engine."

^This is based on a actual exchange I saw on XDA^

Maybe I'm too European for this, but I would never have thought of putting sugar in regular bread. Even milk buns don't have added sugar in them, unless you count lactose.

…I'll have to try this, because it sounds off to me. Like putting a dishwasher in the bathroom. Not really insane. But I'd quietly judge someone who does that.

Edit: Not great for bread.

SUVs, anyone?

No?

We also have crossover SUVs.

Maybe a SUV mixed with a coupé?

Still no?

How about a Combi mixed with a SUV?

Our cheapest option?

That'll be 30.000€.

Electric? No. That one isn't electric.

For that you'll have to upgrade to our eSUV.

Why… why are you leaving?

As someone who grows figs in their living room:

Most commercial (and even hobbyist) fig varieties are parthenocarpic, meaning they don't require pollination.

And fig wasps don't look like that. They're tiny little guys that most people would probably mistake for a very small ant.

And even if the fig was pollinated by a wasp, it uses enzymes to break down the insects body, to protect itself from mold and other pathenogens that such may cause.

Basically; fig waps are itsy bitsy wittle wupies, while figs are digesting their dead mothers corpses, because they are metal as fuuuuuck.

it even has a tutor

Yes, people are just lazy. I remember when I invented a new login screen and was told it was "difficult", "confusing" and "took some getting used to".

It even came with a free 100-page manual and a 4-hour master class. Some people, I tell you!

^This is meant more as a joke than an actual critique, even if it kind of reflects my thoughts. But ultimatly, I thought it was a funny bit.^

Ich hätte den Schienenverkehr gerne als Service. Genauso, wie die Parkplätze, Autobahn oder auch Müllabfuhr. Das ist alles teuer, aber da beschwert sich irgendwie keiner drüber, weil's ein Service ist.

https://www.unikims.de/blog/autoverkehr-kostet-die-kommunen

Das ist so unglaublich frustrierend, weil's schon ewig dieselbe Thematik ist, aber irgendwie tut sich nix. Hab nicht mal Lust wieder 12 Absätze mit nuancierten Einzelpunkten wiederzukäuen. ._.

Bei manchen Kommentaren fragt man sich aber ernsthaft, wer das runterwählt.

Irgendwer schreibt so: "Oh, dankeschön, das hat mir riesig geholfen!"

Und irgendeiner kommt dann an mit: "DANKESCHÖN?! ICH GEB DIR DANKESCHÖN!!!!" ↓ >:(

Oh, nooo, a democratic politician is not gonna bring on a literal liberalsocialist utopia?! That's basically just like letting a literal faschist win! No difference at aaall!

Ow!

Why am I-ow!

Please, Mr. Mod, sto-ow!

Stop beating me with the anarcho-cop dild-ow!

Why am I being ban-ow?

is driven away in anarcho-mod-ist partolling vehicle

Ich besitze ein Tierkostüm und eine dazu passende Leine. Aber 'nen warmen Sitz zu bevorzugen…

Find ich ja schon schon etwas seltsam.

PLEASE don't use H²O² on textiles unless you want to bleach them. And grease is usually an oil and as such you can just use soap or any other surfactant.

The part about voting is true tho'.

*except what you initially set out to do and actually need to do.

Was ich bis jetzt an Anschuldigungen gegen die Dame sehen/lesen durfte:

• sie lacht
• das ist unfair
• sie ist schwarz
• sie ist eine Frau
• sie ist eine Frau ohne Kinder
• uhhh, Frauen haben Sex… oder… so? Keine Ahnung.

Verstehe, echt warum die Reps so sauer sind. Die haben einfach nix in der Hand. Das erste mal seit Jahren hab ich ein bisschen Respekt vor einer amerika-politischen Entscheidung.

Und sei's auch nur ist, weil es lustig ist Idioten zuzusehen, wie sie sich empören. 10/10 die neue Staffel wird doch nicht langweilig.