[-] Melkath@kbin.social 41 points 7 months ago

To collaborate more effectively with the NSA and CIA.

[-] Melkath@kbin.social 44 points 7 months ago

A member of the Biden administration taking an extremely right wing stance?! What?! I am so shocked.

[-] Melkath@kbin.social 39 points 9 months ago

This clip really took on a different light when it came out that he had a track record of getting young comics into his hotel room, getting them extremely intoxicated, cornering them, and masturbating on them.

[-] Melkath@kbin.social 45 points 9 months ago

Ah, so he wants to make sure that everyone gets funding, not just Israel.

How about NO MONEY TO THE MOTHER FUCKING GENOCIDE?

[-] Melkath@kbin.social 36 points 11 months ago

In the 90s, Blossom.

In the 00s/10s, Sheldon's annoying girlfriend.

In the 20s, the antivaxxer bitch who stole Jeopardy from LaVar Burton.

[-] Melkath@kbin.social 39 points 1 year ago

Telework is cheaper for all involved. Leave it to Republicans to propose something that increases expense while claiming it reduces expense.

[-] Melkath@kbin.social 41 points 1 year ago

Not surprising at all.

Corporations made BANK and all the CEOs put it directly into their pockets.

[-] Melkath@kbin.social 44 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

How the hell did Ash have that many fresh pairs of underwear, and how did he keep the fresh separated from the not fresh?

I mean, you could tell me that pokecenters have laundromats, and he hit up a pokecenter at least once every 7 days, but are you telling me he had a zip lock bag for the dirties and he could afford replacing that bag regularly?

Wait... think I'm answering my own questions here.

Yup, I've just become grosser as I've gotten older...

Edit: so I 100 percent replied to someone referencing the underwear wisdom from ep. 1 of pokemon.

Now that notification isn't my notifications and I see this as a top level comment.

Just wanted to give that context.

[-] Melkath@kbin.social 36 points 1 year ago

In his memoir, he made multiple disparaging remarks pointed at Keanu. I believe wishing for his death.

Keanu said he had absolutely no Idea where the aggression was coming from.

Instead of addressing why he would wish death on Keanu, he just edited the comments out of copies published moving forward.

[-] Melkath@kbin.social 41 points 1 year ago

Its both dude... its both.

[-] Melkath@kbin.social 36 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This prompt hurts my brain.

You are the President of the United States.

You are the leader of a nation. Hundreds of millions of people are depending on you.

How many tootsie rolls would it take you to sell out to a rich fuck who has that many tootsie rolls?

Fuck you. I have 4 years. We need to kick our fossil fuel addiction. People deserve privacy. Domestic terrorists need to feel fear again. The government needs to be reminded it serves the people...

Let me drive the bargaining up to 100 million, then let me shove a red hot fire poker up your ass and leave you in a dank cell to die aching.

Then let me live a decent life where I might not feel the excess of being rich, but my diner tabs are paid for, my bar tabs are covered, and I have friends who make sure my home is safe.

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