[-] N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com 41 points 3 weeks ago

Can you imagine how weird the porn on JD Vance's phone is? I almost feel sorry for the hackers.

[-] N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com 42 points 1 month ago

In the decision, U.S. District Judge Anna Manasco, who was nominated by former President Donald Trump in 2020, ruled that the state violated the National Voter Registration Act’s “quiet period” provision and ordered Allen to pause the voter removal program through the election.

All this bullshit vote-rigging nonsense passed in state legislatures needs to be thrown out. At least in time for this election.

What they are doing is blatant and illegal, and there is a mechanism to stop it.

[-] N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com 43 points 1 month ago

Incredibly gross on so many levels. These people are monsters. They claim some high moral ground on religious reasons and try to legislate how everyone lives their lives, then go home and creep on teenage girls. It’s all so fucking disgusting.

[-] N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com 43 points 2 months ago

How are these shooters getting so close to a former president? Did Trump pick his Secret Service detail personally and end up with the protection detail equivalent of the Bad News Bears?

[-] N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com 43 points 2 months ago

Nothing spices up a marriage like Communism.

[-] N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com 42 points 2 months ago

“It’s driving people insane, ten- to twelve-hour days, nineteen days in a row,” said Voss, a senior steward. “It’s exhausting people, to the point we’ve had people pass out at work.”

Starting pay at Everett is around $19, while nearby Seattle’s minimum wage is $19.95. “There’s a retailer right across the street from one of the factories that says ‘We’ll pay you more than Boeing,’” said Voss.

Now, all the problems Boeing are having lately make sense. They've cut absolutely everything to the bone to increase shareholder value at the cost of the stability of their company. The lax safety standards are just a symptom of a much larger problem.

[-] N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com 41 points 2 months ago

“We’re pivoting from serving peasants to fleecing rich dumbasses that subscribe and pay monthly fees for features built into the car.”

And they’ll make money doing it. Because there will never be a shortage of people with more money than sense.

[-] N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com 41 points 3 months ago

"We will now hold an important referendum in which the citizens of Sudzha will vote whether Vladimir Putin should: 1. Get fucked, or 2. Go fuck himself. Voting is mandatory."

[-] N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com 43 points 3 months ago

Maybe James Vance will find the courage to debate Walz if he shows up as the always fabulous Sofa Lauren.

[-] N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com 41 points 3 months ago

If you look closely, JD Vance has no Adam's Apple.

Seriously though, I think the alt right transvestigators are already on him for the eyeliner thing. They are big mad that Vance wears eyeliner regularly.

[-] N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com 41 points 3 months ago

Like most parasites, landlords have developed a resistance to poison. Be sure to double the dose just in case.

[-] N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com 40 points 3 months ago

LBJ: Let's spread a rumor that he's a pigfucker.

Aide: But he never fucked a pig...

LBJ: I know. I just want to hear him deny it.

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