A kettlebell black. (I kid, I kid.)

From your lips...

Every day I'm not on Reddit anymore, is a day that reinforces I made the right choice. (Insert happy kid at a party meme, you know the one...)

Yep, me too. Fuck em.

Nice to see celebrities bitch slapped back into place. Now do the same with CEO's.

Shit article, love the sentiment though! 😁

This is such a backward state. I mean we have State liquor stores. I'll take any hint of progressive movement forward.

Became?

Where's the "a"?

Perfect title. Saw Brad Pitt in my head. lol

Apples have layers? (cue puzzled Shrek.)

Hahaha. So damn true.