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[–] Naich -3 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

Made my brother in law depressed and paranoid so he did dumb things.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

It didn't "make" your brother in law do or feel anything, he needs to take responsibility for his own actions.

[–] Naich 0 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

Well, he's dead now. He hid it well. The first thing we knew about it was when he disappeared, leaving an insane paranoid note. But hey, I'm sure you lot all know better than me about what happened.

[–] lIlIlIlIlIlIl@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

I’m sure a stranger does, because you clearly have no clue. That’s like saying Tylenol causes autism lol

The best people are saying it, so it must be true lol

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I'm sorry that happened to you, but you cannot blame cannabis.

[–] Naich 1 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

A known side effect of taking a large amount of cannabis is paranoia. He smoked a LOT, so although it's not definite, it's a bit of a smoking gun.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I'm not going to argue with you about someone close to you who passed that I know nothing about... But that's just not how it works.

[–] Naich 1 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 10 hours ago

OK. Enjoy your weekend.

[–] dreadbeef@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (1 children)

maybe he's just a dumb guy who needed a better sibling that didnt blame the weed

[–] Naich -1 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

Maybe you shouldn't fart out uninformed bullshit about things you know nothing about, dipshit?

[–] dreadbeef@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (1 children)

damn I guess weed just made him stoopid, me the dumb i guess, thank u for ur informed insights

[–] Naich 0 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

It would seem to be the case, yes.

[–] dreadbeef@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (1 children)

maybe u stoopid from weed too then

because you sound dumb as fuckin shit lol

[–] Naich 1 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Irony lies dying on the floor.

[–] dreadbeef@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

I dont blame alcohol on my fathers alcoholism, I blame him and his parents who taught him it was okay to be an abusive alcoholic.

Maybe you are just an idiotic piece of shit. Maybe not

[–] lIlIlIlIlIlIl@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago

yeah both dr phil AND dr oz said it was the weeeeeed!