Oh shit. Didn’t think of that angle. But it’s okay, they’ll never recognize me because I’ll wear glasses while not using my power and take them off when I go all super and shit. That’ll work!

I’m definitely thinking historic lost treasure hunter would be an amazing career!

The ability to know exactly where anything I think of is located.

A little death never hurt anyone.

/s

What happened to that grape? It’s like they did some kind of medical procedure. Colonoscopy?

I knew something was off. You’re a real one friend!

It’s crazy that they got these images from my lunch today.

Maybe he doesn’t have real ears and has to use prosthetic ears that make all music sound like brown noise and is too embarrassed to tell you about it.

The only thing that makes sense really.

As someone who likes commenting and driving engagement, let me say this…ahem…

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There goes my night! This is awesome!

Good. We need more communists representing their ideas in open forums. I’d be more concerned if they were capitalists. That’s just Reddit 2.0.