• paradigm shift
• military grade encryption
• cyber kill chain

Which is why "nothing" supports it

That's not correct.

1. Even if you don't read the whole thing now, you might want to check something out later, even if it's just a small thing.
2. Being open source is a matter of transparency. If it's not OSS, it has something to hide. Often that's not too bad, but being OSS builds trust.
3. Even if you're going to use it without thinking at all, someone else can look at the code and do something about it if it's bad code.

There is more, but it's late

Alert: 33x Manhunting Corgis

Vim?

Third is you're an influencer and don't want to pay taxes.

One that ships with bash, zsh, sh and/or fish

That's the same.

There is a lot more to be offered aaS than what we usually use these acronyms for.

I hear SaaS (Sex as a Service) is the oldest business.

And this makes sense. Because the election has shown that the nation is happy to vote the right wing Republicans into the government, not the lesser evil Democrats, so naturally the Democrats would have to shift towards the popular opinion a bit more, instead of radicalizing to the left.

You guys need ranked choice voting.

By sending a physical mail to their office, if what I've heard on smashing security is correct.

Zstd and xz fullfil different needs. Xz take more time to compress and is faster to decompress as far as I know.