[-] Poggervania@kbin.social 18 points 9 months ago

be me, Putin

world’s most straight man who has definitely not done something as gay as riding a horse without a shirt

put in anti-LGTBQ+ laws because I want Russia to be the most straight third-world country in the world

life is good

hear phone calling, it’s trump

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pick up phone to hear what nonsense trump has for me this time

he starts going off about some fuckin kid’s show he’s been obsessed with, My Little Pony

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starts getting mad and raging about two lesbian horses in the show

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hang up immediately and ask how many Russians watch this gay horse anime

apparently tons of Russians pirate it from the US, as well as importing tons of toys and jars from other countries

need to stop this somehow

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send police to raid a My Little Pony convention since it’s filthy LGTBQ+ propaganda

Russia is still straight for another day

leave my office to fuck the femboy twink I hired nonstop for the next 24 hours (definitely not gay)

[-] Poggervania@kbin.social 17 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

🎶 The internet is for porn

🎵 The internet is for porn

🎶 So grab your dick and double-click

🎵 PORN PORN PORN

[-] Poggervania@kbin.social 17 points 11 months ago

You’re right - I don’t.

That’s why I asked instead :)

[-] Poggervania@kbin.social 17 points 11 months ago

YTMNDs are still the pinnacle of web design, change my mind

[-] Poggervania@kbin.social 17 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Hell, businesses might even keep asking you to keep changing criteria and numbers until they hear what they want to hear. I literally am dealing with this right now for a local retailer; they keep insisting that I keep changing criteria and numbers relating to how many sales they closed until they hear an answer they like. When I gave them the raw numbers, the owner and manager were straight-up in denial about it and said I was wrong and that the data is off because they felt it should have been a different number than presented.

Fucking frustrating and stupid, but that’s how upper management and corporate people can be apparently.

[-] Poggervania@kbin.social 18 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Let’s be real here: lobbying is, for all intents and purposes except in a legal sense for the US, a legal bribe. It’s a corporation (read: the CEO or somebody on the executive board) paying a politician to take whatever fuck position the corporate interest wants. The fact that politicians basically dress up bribes as literally anything except a bribe is disingenuous and disgusting because they can just go “oh, that wasn’t a bribe that was a uhhhh - checks notes - ‘donation to my SuperPAC’,” and somehow that is ok.

Shit like this is what happens when you let greedy rich fucks have power over legislation.

[-] Poggervania@kbin.social 17 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I just hate how commercialized the holidays have become.

Isn’t weird that we only have one day to celebrate Thanksgiving, but we have fucking Black Friday, Small Business Saturday, and Cyber Monday right after Thanksgiving?

[-] Poggervania@kbin.social 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Next thing you know, Elongated Muskrat will change its profile pic to wearing a fedora, trenchcoat, fingerless gloves, and a katana - everything all black, of course. Then they’ll play some shit like Bury the Light on their next Xitter post saying some real “psshh…. nuthin personnel, kidd…” kind of stuff.

[-] Poggervania@kbin.social 17 points 1 year ago

Honestly I'd take the "we are alone" route, Chrysalids and Floaters from XCOM can go fuck themselves.

[-] Poggervania@kbin.social 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Counterpoint: maybe don’t position yourself near an instant death chasm? Or invest more into Athletics/Acrobatics?

Even if we take away Shove, the issue is still present with Thunderclap - make a single DC save from a 1st-level spell or be pushed into an instant death chasm.

[-] Poggervania@kbin.social 18 points 1 year ago

The thing is, BG3 hasn’t redefined anything. It has shown that there’s a market for games that do have extremely strong story and character writing and don’t have microtransactions and shitty mini-DLCs like skin packs and late-game equipment early on - basically, pre-Horse Armor gaming.

It’s the same as The Witcher 3 back when that released and also “redefined RPGs”.

[-] Poggervania@kbin.social 17 points 1 year ago

And now to speak the next of the sacred hymns:

THEY’RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD!

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