Next time, squeeze a lemon over them. Thank me later.

You might be right, but I’m pretty sure if it did survive it would be pretty fucked up. Even if it was just a few seconds, that’s like jumping in a pool of hydrochloric acid and then getting out. You would definitely not be comfortable.

There are only 2.

Imperial and barbarous.

I be you’re really fun at parties.

Poker face, Lady Gaga

There’s something someone somewhere said about accepting things you cannot change.

Remove the person, have them talking to each other, and that’s my love life.

The inverse of 45% is 55%.

Oh fine. You win this one.

Valid point. Hadn't considered that. Really stirred some self reflection in me and casual readers of this thread. Bravo.

Brother. It's not an easy fix. Where do you find it? Inside of you. Move. Force it. Keep forcing it. You have to. Til it's a habit and not forced.

I ain't sayin she's a gold digger

But she ain't messin with no broke n****s

Gold Digger by Kanye West