I'd round down, so their birth month remains the same.

This is critically important for horology, as you cannot upset the balance of the astrological month. Such inconsistencies will inevitably lead to the deformation of your baby's brain causing them to look like those drooling wojaks.

/s because somebody probably actually believes that shit.

No. Preserve them in museums as a reminder of what can happen.

History should never be destroyed, but that doesn't mean it has to be celebrated.

I imagine if you were also as dumb as a pile of rocks you'd think he was perfectly smart.

There is no appeal, they're just too stupid to understand his flaws.

Sure, but let's incentive companies to do that, not individuals.

I recycle all my plastics at home. The grocery store I work in recycles no plastic at all.

Time for the companies to start doing their fair share.

The headline reads like an Onion headline as if he is a failed comedian that wasn't funny enough and had to go back to his day job.

But he was fired for posting jokes on social media and won the case to get his job back.

"Secretly"

the boomers who came out of college weren't making the laws.

But guess who spent the last 50 years voting for the politicians that did make those laws?

Yup, boomers. They, as a generation, overwhelmingly voted for this.

Why on earth would they have changed that. WEBooB is a way better name.

Thanks for reaffirming my desire to never get married

Wow that's so lame.

But they called it the Wow! signal, so it must be impressive! Does the exclamation point mean nothing to you???