I want to make a wall sign now that says "This isn't a house, it's a house"

With the first house being generic block letters, and the second one being fancy calligraphy.

Interpretation is up to the viewer.

"So wait, I'm confused... Who are the good guys in this universe?"

"That's the neat part! There are none!"

Nobody sued them over gay leaders.

They got sued by parents over not doing anything about pedos, AND got sued by prospective leaders because they were being prevented from joining over their sexual orientation.

Bill wanted to be a scoutmaster since he grew up with scouts, but since he was gay, he was not allowed. He then sued the organization over it. (idk names, that's just for clarity)

Someone willing to do that is capable of anything. I can't even imagine that level of "not-give-a-fuck-itude"

It's not a phaser, but...... I've thought about it today.

I mean, I guess he gets a tiny fraction of that, since this won't ruin his company or him financially for the rest of his life if it doesn't work out, nor does he actually put in the work any further than a phone call that his assistant sets up. The rest is all done by various departments, all he does is wait for an email saying it's been recieved.

Foreign nationals interfering in elections with ill-gotten gains?

One political party: I see nothing wrong with this.

The moral high road is filled with corpses

No joke, I just got to the part in the Andy Serkis narrated audiobook where Gandalf returns to toss the ring into the fire(place).

Bilbo even comes out to announce that the dragon means supper is being served and the 144 people that get to sit inside the big tent should come on in.

Would it be in poor taste to say "Hey, I've seen this one before!"?

I think of a chef as a "preparer of food" not necessarily "food cooker"

So sushi chef is still accurate to their opinion, disclaimer I agree with them so I could always be rationalizing it.

And elementary schools! Don't forget elementary schools.

Something something think of the children! calls in bomb threat