"Kids meals available"

We already had that in the US. Turns out, not as illegal as you might think.

Sounds like a southerner's word for a calculator.

"Two times three? I reken that's a five."

Ok, ladies: Would you rather out yourself as a woman online, or spend the night in the woods with a bear?

I fucking love this, mostly because he isn't insulated by his "yes" men and gets to see what a real random sampling of people actually think about him.

This is why we should make sure to vote in every election, not just the presidential one. It's about preventing fascists from getting there in the first place by weeding out their support system.

I'm betting this is a 15-pack being sold at an 18-pack price while being marketed as a 12-pack with bonus cans.

We estimate that we can sell up to 80 percent of a user's field of view before inducing seizures.

Would be nice to see the homeless numbers expressed as a percentage of the population. The current view is misleading.

According to Garfunkle and Oates, the conservatives are using the poophole loophole.

My experience in the corporate world has been that working hard, overachieving, and putting in long hours only results in getting more work assigned and those extra hours to become expected. No rewards or recognition or anything beyond more work, and getting negative reviews scores when you stop putting in extra hours and just work 40 a week.