SanctimoniousApe

joined 8 months ago
[–] SanctimoniousApe 1 points 2 months ago

But which is the sweeter one?

[–] SanctimoniousApe 156 points 2 months ago (6 children)

They're in too deep to admit how badly they obviously fucked up. Shit is gonna have to actually reach the ugly bitter end, leaving them no other possible explanation to try to hide behind. In the meantime, this must be what it felt like for the citizens of Rome as it burned.

[–] SanctimoniousApe 95 points 2 months ago

I'm NOT cleaning the inevitable mess when shit gets stuck to that, and gets deposited back all over their rear end (and everywhere they go) as this "fashion accessory" bounces around.

[–] SanctimoniousApe 1 points 2 months ago

Apparently not so much...

[–] SanctimoniousApe 3 points 2 months ago

Loads okay for me. 🤷‍♀️

[–] SanctimoniousApe 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

What're you ready for? There's nothing on the government web sites about any of this, so it's all just a hoax!

😡

[–] SanctimoniousApe 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (4 children)
[–] SanctimoniousApe 4 points 2 months ago

How about filling counter-complaints (or better, preemptive ones) against those who are genocidal maniacs?

[–] SanctimoniousApe 2 points 2 months ago

I'm in it and don't GAF anymore.

[–] SanctimoniousApe 1 points 2 months ago

That seems to be all that half the population will admit is the reality of the whole situation anymore.

[–] SanctimoniousApe 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

But that requires you knowing what makes you happy. I've been depressed so long that almost nothing makes me happy anymore - especially with Nero actively burning down Rome all around us.

[–] SanctimoniousApe 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Missed opportunity: "Support our dumbness" shoulda said "dumbasses" instead.

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