But I guess I should listen to the guy that analyzes people's mental health based on a four sentence internet post uninvited, right?

I think you don't really mean these words and you are subconsciously projecting the feelings you feel towards your mother onto an unknown person on the Internet.

Here's some cocain to calm your nerves.

Ich sammel gerne Pflastersteine...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1929%E2%80%931930_psittacosis_pandemic

Pretty sure he's German (https://translate.google.com/?hl=de&sl=de&tl=en&text=Sitzung&op=translate).

Bake me a bread, but don't use any flour or water!

A CNN article on the meme also suggested that the breadth of reports of bizarre activities is due to a confluence of factors, including public records laws giving journalists fast and easy access to police reports, the relatively high population of the state, its highly variable weather, and gaps in mental health funding.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Florida_Man

The psittacosis pandemic of 1929-1930 would be my guess.

It was mentioned in the psittacosis article someone posted.

"Other Half" would be my guess.