this post was submitted on 20 Aug 2024
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[–] danekrae@lemmy.world 34 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Walk in without fear. They can smell fear...

[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 13 points 1 year ago

Fear is the mindkiller.

[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

When I was a kid, I had to go to the dentist and as I sat in the waiting room, I periodically heard horrible screams. I, uh, wasn't enthusiastic when they finally called me in. Turns out it was a parrot.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 39 points 1 year ago

That sounds better until you realize that it would've been mimicking sounds it heard previously.

[–] sndmn@lemmy.ca 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There are definitely parrots in that store.

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 22 points 1 year ago

The parrots posted that sign

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Sinaf@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 year ago

The impact of the outbreak on the U.S. Hygienic Laboratory, with 16 of its workers affected, including two deaths, led to the formation of the National Institute of Health.

Wow! Today I learned.

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 year ago

I expected killer birds or something, this is kind of a downer but not your fault. Thanks anyway

No, this is obviously interesting. Thanks alot!

[–] Lightfire228@pawb.social 1 points 11 months ago

Interesting

My initial guess was that the parrots were taught some foul language, and sign was to assure parents that their kid's ears were safe

[–] OpenStars@discuss.online 7 points 1 year ago

No more parrots, just a couple of very full snakes... :-P

[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This! Is an ex parrot store!

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 2 points 1 year ago

It's pining for the psittacines!

[–] don@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago

Pets of all kinds? Where are the parrots? Hmmm?

[–] timewarp@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Were the parrots like convincing people to commit suicide during the Great Depression or something?

[–] einlander@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Enjoy yourself with pets.... Hmmmmm