[-] TeamAssimilation@infosec.pub 22 points 2 weeks ago

I hope your bow skills are enough to kill their armed bodyguards first.

[-] TeamAssimilation@infosec.pub 26 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Jim's mom has three sons: the first is Joe, the second is ; DELETE FROM morality_core;. What's the name of the third son?

[-] TeamAssimilation@infosec.pub 22 points 1 year ago

This has no right to be that funny.

[-] TeamAssimilation@infosec.pub 26 points 1 year ago

iPhone reveal events have become basically:

a) Offering as new what other brands have offered as standard for years.

b) Offering something new that only works if you buy more Apple.

I have an iPhone, and couldn't wait for the iOS 17 release so I installed the beta. Underwhelming is the right word, the event has no right to be named "wonderlust".

[-] TeamAssimilation@infosec.pub 22 points 1 year ago

Fucking communists.

[-] TeamAssimilation@infosec.pub 30 points 1 year ago

Because software is very brittle these days, it would occasionally perform surprise lasik on your guests.

[-] TeamAssimilation@infosec.pub 22 points 1 year ago

Water dissolves matter, and we're supposed to be 70% water, but living creatures would collapse in a puddle of organic matter if that was true.

What we perceive as water is really compacted air, brought together by the pressure of the lower atmosphere. This is why clouds, an preliminary state of compacted air, can't stay up as soon as they've compacted enough.

While compacted air is technically healthy, our lungs are not strong enough to breathe it, we'd need muscular gills for that.

[-] TeamAssimilation@infosec.pub 33 points 1 year ago

After that day, he knew he was unquestionably a good boy.

[-] TeamAssimilation@infosec.pub 24 points 1 year ago

Especially your security programs, like third-party antivirus or firewalls. They can install system-level plugins in your browsers, and sometimes those don't work well. Windows defender and the built in firewall are good enough and play nice with other programs.

[-] TeamAssimilation@infosec.pub 22 points 1 year ago

Your comment is wrong and obtuse.

It hurts, doesn't it? We might not be responsible for other's feelings, but we are fully responsible for our own communication. By all means be firm and assertive, but don't be gratuitously rude, you'll be needlessly hurting others. They might brush it off, but do it repeatedly and they'll become hostile.

Of course, sometimes hurting others is the only way to go, but it's a last resource.

[-] TeamAssimilation@infosec.pub 31 points 1 year ago

<shows pale, tasteless spot>

[-] TeamAssimilation@infosec.pub 23 points 1 year ago

I entered the TestFlight of Memmy, Mlem, Thunder and Liftoff!, and Memmy impressed me with the speed of development, stability, and feature addition. I love it.

Mlem is a close second, but it lacks QOL details that Memmy got right from the start. The other two are still at alpha level, but all of them are improving steadily.

The Fediverse, its ecosystem, and the passion developers and admins pour into it, it feels like an alternate Internet reality, but a better reality for a change.

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